Why doesn't cotton rot and fall away if it's a plant product?

Cotton is from a plant. Its processed into threads, but the nature of it doesn't change. Why doesn't it for away like seeds or leaves?

Well, apparently it does. It just takes awhile and things like washing your clothes keep it hydrated. Drying out and neglects are what makes it rot.

Old teddy bear's cotton turn yellow and then into dust over time.

Threw up

I threw up for the first time in years today. The only thing I had to eat before hand was powdered gatoraide.  It was bad.

On my way to work.

I left this morning in a pretty good mood. It was a little overcast but not raining.

The drive was smooth and there were s lot of people comuting  at this time.

I turned off the freeway and was about a mile from work. When a series of moving vans pulled into the oncoming lane.

I watched one of the drivers role down his window and casually throw a rock out. It was about the size of an orange.

It hit my windshield hard and bounced off. Making two pea sized chips. 

I was pissed and a little scared. When I got my senses I tried to identify the truck but there were 6 identical trucks in the other lane.

What the hell? Who does that?

Twins

What if you had a twin that hated you?

Dating advice to a coworker

Me: you know what you should do?

Coworker: what?

Me: just start getting everyone preganant.

Coworker: wveryone?

Me: well all the women. Then after enough woman are pregnant one of them will want to stay with you.

Coworker : well the one problem is getting all those woman to sleep with me.

Me: they'll want you because of your money.

Coworker : what money?

Me : the money you'll get from the government for all the kids you'll have.

Me: good plan.

Would you believe?

You would not believe what I sneezed out this morning. How did that even get in my nose?

Go hawks!!!

I know they lost and aren't in the Superbowl. But I digress.

Also I'm not a huge football fan.

And I like Green Bay better.

GO PACKERS!!!

Also I like the Ducks.

Which is a college team, I know.

Even though I went to Eastern Washington.

Whatever happened to TCBY? Remember those places? Where did they go?

Even if they went out of business, you'd still see the empty buildings or mall spaces.

I think I just figured it out. Krispy Kreme occupied their old spots.

Suddenly I want a steak.

What was I saying.

Oh yeah.

I've never been to Europe.