Sunday, October 19, 2014

A scary story

Son: tell me a scary story.

Me: Ok, (in a scary voice.) Once upon a time there was a body who lived in the dark woods and he had a skeleton,,,it was in his body!

Son: so, everyone's is.

Me: yes. But his was made of,,,bones!

Son: so, everyone's is.

Me: yes, but his grew as he got older, then he went to,,,,,college!

Son: this is less scary then your other scary story.

Me: which one? The one about the guy who got the loan with the 0.4 percent interest and didn't read the fine print and found out after a year it jumps to 20 percent?

Son: I don't even know what your talking about?

Me: I know you don't yet. But some day you will and mark my words beware of high balloon payments.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

My Favorite Episode

Son:(while dressed as wolverine.) I like the blues clues where they see when they were babies on TV.

Me: my favorite one is the episode when Blue bites Joe and then the police come and have to kill Blue because she won't stop biting people.

Son: (grabbing a handful of cheetos and eating some.) I think that's a show of Diego.

Me: you're probably right.