My oldest nice talking about drivers ed.
"Here's what you do. Go and take the drivers ed. I know its stupid , but think of all the jerk drivers out there. Every single one of them driving around worse then you've ever seen."
"But when someone tells you you're a bad driver or yells at you while driving you can show them your drivers ed diploma and they'll know that those weeks you wasted in a stupid class was worth it."
Her response."Why would I be a bad driver?"
"Two reasons. I've seen how terrible you drive at theme parks on those tracks and that you suck ."
After a short pause.
"And you smell."
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